I am in desperate need of your assistance.

Are you female? Have you ever planned/dreamed of your glorious wedding day? Then please god give me a heads up as to where I might find a gray wedding dress that isn't either a hideous prom nightmare:

Or couture and way to amazing for little old me:

Maybe I'll just get hitched in classic Chanel, pin my hair up in a 1940s-esque coif, smack on a berry red lip, and call it a day:


That way I could wear GLOVES!

Tempting...

Just for fun, here are a couple of amazing wedding-related discoveries I've recently stumbled upon:

Broach Bouquet

Amy and Jesse's Amazing Carnival Wedding


Amazing Hairband